RHETORICA LATINA

It’s All About Access!

Atabey Templanza — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 23:48:14 +0000

Next time someone asks you if you are pro-life or pro-choice, you can give them some educational reading that will demonstrate exactly why the usual dialectic that we take on when it comes to this issue is more than a little limiting. Instead of talking about the age old options surrounding choice, Stephanie J. Alvarado suggests instead that the discussion we should be having is about access.

And…She’s Back!

Atabey Templanza — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 22:42:31 +0000

Wow. I can’t believe it has been this long since I have blogged. A lot has happened; I changed my dissertation topic, submitted one draft of my diss. proposal, did some much-needed new research, and am finally writing what I hope will be close to the last draft. I returned to my first love, ESL, and spent the last year teaching writing and grammar to ESL learners, and to be honest it has reminded me of how much I love all aspects of language. I am hoping to get a tenure track position where I adjunct, and having discovered what the requirements for tenure are, have realized that what I really want is to teach. I love my research and writing, to be sure, but the question I am wrestling with now is “do I want to spend my life in the stacks, or in the classroom?” It’s easy to say and think that I can have both. The one thing I know for sure is that you can have pieces of both, but can you really enjoy both aspects of academia if you can only have partial moments in either? And can you be really exceptional in either endeavor if your attention is divided? I’m not sure that you can, but I suspect the journey itself will provide me with the answer to that question.

I have missed blogging and having an outlet for my thoughts and ideas. Hopefully, this time life won’t drag me away for so long!

CCCC’s Call For 2011

Atabey Templanza — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 17:32:16 +0000

This is the url for the latest call for paper to our conference. I hope that Malea’s call will continue to add to the diversity that this conference needs. This year, Gwen included many speakers that without her, we would not have had the opportunity to experience. I am looking forward to putting a panel together that will definitely contest the boundaries placed upon people of color.

Puerto Rican Birth Certificates-The New Form of Oppression and Exclusion

Atabey Templanza — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:50:00 +0000

Here is the latest on the Puerto Rican birth certificate debacle…

Dear Oppressors:

The entire issue of revoking Puerto Rican birth certificates is ridiculous, for so many reasons. First, you make us citizens to help you win wars, supplement your labor force, and ultimately give you plenary power over our land (because clearly the loss of Puerto Rican male lives falls under the category of “collateral” damage, all we are good for is factory work, and we don’t have enough intelligence to know what to do with our land anyway, right?). Then you build the largest Navy Base in the U.S. and rent out the island of Vieques for munitions experiments without the consent of the citizens, and without ensuring that they would receive any financial benefit as a result of these experiments (read: the $850 million dollars a year you were receiving from other countries as a rental fee). Even the dead Viequenses could not escape your diabolical plan of relocating their graves. Adding insult to injury, you then ran people off of the island of Vieques without any regard for their homeowners rights (because apparently, they had none according to the powers that be), but you were kind enough to pay some of them $50.00 to leave. How generous of you! You destroyed their fishing economy, and created a hazardous territory where many would (and are still) dying of all sorts of cancers; where child mortality rates have skyrocketed, and cadmium can still be found in the hair and skin of the residents. And with all of that, it still took the death of David Sanes to get something done about the Naval base, even though many powerful people form the U.S. protested ( like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, to name a few), and even got arrested for trying to assist us. NOW you are going to revoke birth certificates in another blatant attempt to further disenfranchise native Puerto Ricans so that you can have the island for yourselves. Exactly how much harm do you have to inflict on other human lives? Oh yes, the ‘official’ certificates were stolen, but are you trying to get me to believe that you can’t distinguish the real birth certificates from the fake ones? What a joke. So let me get this straight-you can spot a fake driver’s license a mile away so you can prevent people under 21 from drinking, but there is no official seal or watermark on Puerto Rican birth certificates that can be used for authentication purposes-even though it is an arguably more important document? Wow. Is it not enough that you are in violation of your own U.N. charter against colonization? You know-the charter that states if you take over a territory you are obligated to make it a state of the union or grant said territory independence? Yeah, that one. Or perhaps you’re upset that islanders are now allowed to have their votes counted in U.S. elections? Are there too many of us to control now? Is that why you want to take back your citizenship? Oh yes, I know that you are operating under the thinly veiled excuse of immigration control, but we are not immigrants, and certainly there are less traumatic/invasive alternatives for us. How about simply issuing two birth certificates henceforth, and allowing only those that were issued prior to 2010 to be considered “official” documents? I’m sure those birth certificates are valid, since anyone/anything you claim to own comes with official papers, right? No-wait. Perhaps I am being a bit dramatic. Perhaps your reasons have more to do with the cultural genocide of a people. Is that it? Yes, it may appear that Puerto Rico is spearheading this campaign, but those of us that understand how the United States not only influences ( as the State Department does in this case), but exercises plenary power over the political ideas that seem to spring forth from the island know better. Oh, and I especially love the idea that they “tried to get the word out”. What? Nevermind that the information they get might be incorrect, because that’s not your responsibility. And thanks for making the assumption that all island born Boricuas have access to a computer (or even know how to use one, for that matter-especially the elders who are resistant to such processes) and can access more information about what they are expected to do. Did I mention that I think having to pay at all for a replacement certificate is a great way to make money? Well now I have. At $5.00 a shot, you are going to make a killing, to be sure. Making people pay for birth certificates that were stolen while under the protection of an institution that is charged with keeping these documents safe-brilliant. Then again, this did happen in Puerto Rico, and we all know those people can’t be expected to take the same precautions as the Bureau of Records do on the so-called mainland, right? WHATEVER.

Interestingly enough, I have never thought of myself as a conspiracy theorist, but your actions have given me pause.Whatever it is, I am waiting for the day when your real agenda will rear its ugly head, because history has taught me that nothing with you is ever as simple or as straightforward as it seems.

Sincerely,

Smarter Than You Think

Want to live on Isla Plastica?

Atabey Templanza — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:57:23 +0000

How’s this for a conversation starter? If you’re not caring about Mother Earth, you might reconsider after reading what happens to much of the plastic we use on a continuous basis.

Now Our Scholars Are Being Targeted?

Atabey Templanza — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:44:26 +0000

News on the arrest of Henry Louis gates Jr. What does it mean when scholars of color become targets? Not that I think the police officers were educated enough to realize who the man was-I am hard pressed to give them that much credit-but why not give the alleged criminal your name and badge number? This is a perfect example of why the colorblind theories that whites want to espouse simply don’t work. Even Gorgias couldn’t get me to believe that if he were white, he would have been arrested just the same.

Boricuas at Tuskegee

Atabey Templanza — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:22:16 +0000

Despite what we are taught about our differences, we have been aligned with our African bretheren longer than anyone chooses to believe-or in some sad cases- to admit. Check thsi out…

The Best Jobs For Women

Atabey Templanza — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:12:11 +0000

According to this report, women are still consistently earning less than men, being payed about 80% as much as their male counterparts with on exception; speech language pathology. At any rate, this article is worth taking the time to read if you have yet decided on what you want to be when you grow up. As expected, being a professor didn’t even make the list! LOL

This is what happens when ” in loco parentis” goes awry

Atabey Templanza — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:56:37 +0000

If anyone at school would have insisted on searching my daughter’s underwear for prescription drugs, let’s just say the words BAIL MONEY would have taken on new meaning for me. And the fact that Clarence Thomas was the only judge on the Supreme Court that disagreed with the outcome only makes me hate his ass more. The man is so much more than a Anita Hill’s sexual harasser-he is a die hard misogynist.

Murder at a Museum

Atabey Templanza — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:30:04 +0000

Well, folks, I really don’t even know what to say about this, except to reiterate what I have said in previous posts: white folks are getting more scared by the day, and fear is a powerful motivator . Yes, oppressors are concerned about the consistent changes, and yes, the power structure is becoming impacted in tangible ways. That said, not much has really changed. A simple query demonstrates that while things are definitely changing for the better, why is it that white folks are still getting away with murder (especially when the victims are people of color)? And why is it that these accidents seem to happen with very real regularity? How, exactly, is it that I can’t get a pair of small scissors on an airplane (they were confiscated and classified as a weapon), and yet an 88 year old white supremacist can get a gun (and a big one at that!) into a museum? And please allow me to add that this is not some run of the mill, artsy, NYC spot. We’re talking about the The U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington!!!! HELLO??? The two buzz words here are: U.S. and Washington. That alone screams intense security measures. Add to that the statement by Joseph Rosboschil, director of security at the museum, whereby he claims that he “believes the museum has a much higher level of security than other Washington museums”. WHAT?! Again, I ask-how did this man get in without setting off all kinds of alarms?

Now I am not one to subscribe to conspiracy theories, but it seems to me there is more going on here than just a simple murder. I’m just saying…how else do you explain the murder of Officer Omar Edwards (who just happens to be black), by Officer Dunton (who just happens to be white)? The details don’t do much to convince me it wasn’t premeditated. Edwards was shot six times by Dunton from fifteen feet away. FIFTEEN FEET! It was my understanding that the primary objective, in circumstances where officers must use their guns, is to wound the suspect-not kill them. How the hell do you wound someone by shooting them six times from fifteen feet away? In my estimation, the action undertaken by Dunton was indeed premeditated. Then, adding insult to injury, police officials are claiming that Edwards was mistaken for a suspect that Dunton struggled with just before the shooting. So am I to understand that this dunce was unable to distinguish between the man he struggled with and the victim? Really? I can honestly say that once I engage in fisticuffs with someone, I am able to recognize them-ESPECIALLY FROM FIFTEEN FEET AWAY. A case of mistaken identity? I think not.

And can I just mention the picture of Dunton that is being circulated? His high school senior picture? Really? Talk about visual rhetoric; the picture depicts innocence, naivete, and the youth often associated with harsh, impulsive, irresponsible decision making. Are you trying to tell me that there is no other picture of him? How about the one that all officers have taken while in (or just having graduated from) the academy? THAT’S the picture I want to see-the one where he looks like a grown ass man, making grown man decisions. Now don’t get me wrong. The picture of Edwards is also rhetorically complimentary with regard to demonstrating his humanity-but it does nothing in representing him as an officer of the law, or as a man of authority. I would have preferred for both pictures of them to have been in uniform, but then again that would have a presented a much stronger case for the wrong that has been done here.

Folks, these murders occurred within 14 days of each other. That’s an average of one black man a week. AND, promoting Officer Edwards to first grade detective on the day of his funeral is not going to make us forget that he was murdered; it just makes us more suspicious. Maybe it’s time I revist my original stance regarding conspiracy theories.